Let me Google that for You

I.E. the greatest website in the world.

http://www.lmgtfy.com

Powerful Toilet

I sure hope I never take a bad enough shit to need one.

Dumb Laws (that are not popular)

# According to a law in China, you must be intelligent to go to college. Guess the guy who wrote this did NOT go to college.

# It is illegal to hold more than two sessions of bingo per week, and those sessions may not exceed 5 hours each session in North Carolina.

# In Baltimore, It is illegal to take a lion to the movies.

# It is not legal for a tavern owner to serve beer unless a nice kettle of soup is also brewing. Good thing that is only the case in Nebraska.

# In Youngstown (Ohio), You may not run out of gas.

Get a Brain Morans! Go USA!

Heh... a dumb person for this dumb blog:

Black guy on 'Rob & Big'

Why the fuck did he always close one eye?

Chairty Balloon Release Fail

Not one, but two... and boy that last one was killer! :D

Guitarists:

Is it not the most horrible thing ever to break a string (esp. when playing live)?

Well, check this... I broke a string - bought new strings - then broke the new strings while putting them on.

>_<

Fat People and Tiny Things

Who ever said they didn't work well together?

Dog Bone Paperclips

Why would they make such a thing? Is the original design not good enough?

Sony Releases another Stupid Piece of SHIT

Do you blink with your eyes closed?

J/W

You might have a problem. You might not. I'm no doctor.

Please do tell me if you blink with your eyes closed though, and congrats on reading another dumb post.

My new favorite song

"Cha-na-na-na..."

How can you not love it?

First Post

Since this is "the Dumbest Blog on the Web" I figured it would only be right to start with something equally as dumb.